June 11, 2016

I just learned something new. 75% of the earth is ocean. Let that sink in. That is 140 million square miles of water. Billions of water parks could be made. Here is the scary part: 80% of every ocean is covered by trash and oil. Do you think astronauts get a great view anymore? I don't exactly think so. Would you like blobs of silver and brown in your ocean? Or multicolored streaks? I definitely would not like it all. Whenever I read this for mistakes, I feel like we could of been in a better position if we treated Earth a little better. That is a few billion tons of trash.

In fact, there might be more individual pieces of trash than marine life. Look what we did to ourselves.

June 10 ,2016

I love American Ninja Warrior! It is an extreme obstacle course, that is so fun. I love it because it seems to have the worlds most jacked athlete ( according to the memes) play, and they fail, but a guy in genie pants can win it.

I love how cool everybody makes a obstacle course in their backyard.

June 9, 2016

I would also like a house in Europe. That would be sorta kinda cool. I would need a few rooms. A living room, so I can sit on a couch and read, play video games, watch movies, draw, and sleep. A kitchen, so I can eat. I am not one of those people who have mini-fridges. I would need a YouTube room, which would be the room I would spend the most time in. I would need a bathroom, for stuff. I need a bedroom, which would need a TV, couch, bed, PC, more YouTube stuff, books, a shelf, and a bathroom. The last room would probably a pantry/closet, so I could store all my clothes, food, equipment, and books. I think it would be awesome to have speakers in my house, so I can listen to music or the radio. B101.5.

June 8, 2016

If you could have 5 houses in different locations, where would the be? I would have a house in LA. I've been to LA, and I like it. It is kind of NYC, except it is really nice. It is like a mix between NYC, Miami, Orlando, and In-N-Out burger. It seems really exotic, with a sense of similarity.

June 7, 2016

OK. I have been watching YouTube a lot. A lot.

 Now, I think that it would be awesome to be a gaming YouTuber. Think about it, getting famous online by vlogging and playing games on VR, your computer, a iPad, phone, Kindle, Xbox, or PlayStation. All you have to do is to get a computer (or any gaming console), a camera, microphone, headphones, and TONS of speakers. Though, if you are playing Minecraft horror maps, and you get bit by a spider, and you scream. Yes, I am talking to you, DanTDM!!!

 I think it would be awesome. You can get cool games and you get to be famous. You also can get to record stupid stuff you do, and people do it all over the world. So, I want to be a YouTuber.

June 6, 2016

I am a ninja. There might be ninja in every country, but the Japanese ones stink.

June 5, 2016

I have.

June 4, 2016

Have you ever said something embarrassing to someone, because you never got to finish your sentence?

June 3, 2016

Have you ever tasted tomatoes, and you hated them, but then had Ketchup on something, and found it really good?

Which one will win?!?!?!?!

June 2, 2016

Fifteen

June 1, 2016

Carp

May 31, 2016

Balloons

May 30, 2016

Roblox

May 29, 2016

Giant taco-flavored zombie

May 28, 2016

Random words: Garlic toast

May 27, 2016

I read this book that made a really good point. How the what do people that decide what companies mascot is?!?!?!?!?! Hi, I own Chuck E. Cheese.I just made my mascot a rabid rat. That will make me have a business empire! Ha Ha Ha!

May 26, 2016

whypeoplearealwaysparanoidabouttaxesgetajobandwork. Sorry, I could not hold it in anymore. I need to work on holding my breath. I can't seem to get past 12 days.

May 25, 2016

Know...

May 24, 2016

Don't...

May 23, 2016

I...

May 22, 2016

I will say a sentence within a few days. 

May 21, 2016

May 20 ,2016

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May 19, 2016

I wish I could change the name of my blog to #DoTheDab. The world needs it. And then I Dab.

May 18, 2016

HELP! The people in their teens who say "TURNUP" are doing the Turnup wrong! There are only 5 people in the world who can Turnup right! Wait, make that 6. Dominic Catell, Aubrey Melson, Daniel Smith, Jonny Curry, Michael Blakemore ( ME ), and Odell. Same with the Dab.

May 17, 2016

Today we did our SOL test! I was even thinking of being Peppermint Patty!

   I looked like this and I was scared

May 16, 2016

From now my official name is Miqueuela! You say it Mee-call- a. I have finally found my true name!

May 15, 2016

And then I do the dab!

May 14, 2016

My favorite letter in the Alphabet is Q.

May 13, 2016

It would be cool if someone wrote text, and at the end, there was an emoji. It was an emoji for a hungry person and then, the emoji started moving and ate the text and turned to Pac-Man and started destroying your computer. That would be an awesome program. Like, if you don't want your 10-year old computer anymore, it will put in an emoji that will blow up the screen when you use it. Or it could create a stick-figure that would throw text at the edge of the computer. It would be the best if that Paper-clip Spell Checker could physically mangle the icons for Google, Bing, Yahoo, Internet Explorer, Ruby, and YouTube. I would download that if it were real. Bill Gates, this is a chance to prove yourself.

May 12, 2016

My sister has been watching a lot of Clone Wars and I noticed that people kept using this scream and I read about a scream that Star Wars used over 100 times. People call it the Wilhelm Scream. It sounds kind of cool, actually.

May 11 ,2016

It would be awesome if somebody built a giant skyscraper and instead of cutting a ribbon, he cut a wire and broke it

Mat 10, 2016

I love Mac and Cheese. It is so... Cheesy! Let's say it 's on my top ten list of favorite stuff. It is tied with the Sandlot. Let me just give the top 10:

• Basketball
• B 101.5
• Reading
• Pepperoni pizza
• Dabbing
• Tie between the Sandlot and Macaroni and Cheese
• Playing my piano 
• Minecraft
• Tacos
• Drawing stuff

Now that you know about my life, which now I really think is creepy. You are welcome, Devlyn. I know you wanted me to say that. So, I seriosly just watched the Sandlot. I really like, especially when Babe Ruth appeared in Benny's dream. I got to go. My Mom needs me.

 

May 9 , 2016

I thought about something. How about random people ask me to talk about something. If you want to ask for something, put it in the comments.

May 8 , 2016

Shorter post!

 No, It will be long!

May 7 , 2016

Short blog post!

May 6, 2016

Yeah! I sound like Kool-Aid Man!

May 5, 2016

I was so nervous on my recital! First, I didn't know how to spell and I was thinking in Typewriter! The rest was seriously freaky! It was a blur except for when there was a BOOGER on the PIANO! I had to skip the note! Wrong! 

May 4, 2016

BAD BOY! You do not eat your dog's tail! You go for the foot!

May 3, 2016

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was a log time without breathing!

May 2, 2016

Tomato is a fruit! What is ketchup?

May 1, 2016

Woah! That was painful! Well, I have wanted to run in the Great Train Race, and my Mom thought you had to train for it. The real meaning was because the race started under the bridge of a train station. Choo-Choo. This is where we started. Well, under it

So, on Friday, I slipped on a pipe that was under a foot of grass ( mow the lawn, somebody. It is good for your health ) and I naturally tried to regain balance. Long story short, I sprained my ankle. The next day, I went to this birthday party that was for my friend, Sean and we were playing basketball. He also invited 2 kids who hurt people and call it "Hardcore.'' I twisted my ankle again after this kid kicked me in the face. I was dizzy. 

It was really rainy when we got there. It was also noisy. When we got to the starting line, David said "I wanna run with Michael" So we got the people who run the race to let him run with me. I thought there were going to be a lot of people running, but there were about 70. I didn't know what to expect. When the starting pistol fired, I was running. But, twisted ankles only hurt at the worst times. I finished at 9:12. It was awesome!

April 30, 2016

Savor it! You only can read my blog for so long! Life is hard then you die! Please savor it! Smell the roses, or lilies! Do you want to be smelling weeds. Or, if you want to have your smell intact, do not jello celery! Look.

April 29, 2016

25 things about me

• My name is Michael
• I like music
• I like B 101.5
• But I hate "Hello"
• I have four other people in my family
• Only four people live in my house
• My Dad practically lives in his truck
• I want to have Star Wars Battlefront
• My Dad thinks everyone else is basically a virus or hacker
• I play piano
• My Mom wants me to practice my recital pieces for next week BRB 
• I love piano
• I love reading
• I read at a college reading level
• War and Peace is really long
• I like yogurt
• I am eating yogurt
• I have never played Twister
• I love babies
• They are really cute
• I watch Netflix
• I watch stuff that makes me fall asleep
• I love blogging
• Really love blogging
• I am officially out of ideas, but my life is everything but boring

April 28, 2016

Wow! So, we have been studying in Focus about a historical person who had something to do with Virginia and, well, I was so worried. Really worried.

 Then, when I finnaly got to the Focus festival, I realized I had nothing to worry about. Not to brag, but our school might have the best Focus teacher in the state. The people in our group probably had the best posters. I'm not kidding. I saw a person with a poster board with a picture of a black hole and only 3 sentances. I was supprised! Another brought a K'Nex roller coaster and called it project. I liked it but I don't consider as a project. I have one that is half-built but is twice as big as it. This is what it looked like.

 My friend J.J. had a really good one about Robert E. Lee and Annmarie had a really good one about Maggie Walker. I had one about George C. Marshall-mellow.

 It was really good! Mrs. Kesler is the best Focus teacher ever! She does the best stuff. She once got us a model jet engine!

April 27, 2016

My dad is so funny when he is not making corny jokes and/or is trying. Help! This just happened! My Dad said "I am always trying to make a corny joke" And my Mom said "Or a Brocolli joke!" I live with social outcasts!

April 26, 2016

It is a nice family in Fuller House until there turns out to be, like, 6 people in a already full house. The director must of thought of a name for days without sleep and food!

April 25, 2016

At least, if there is a zombie apocalapse, there will be vegans.

April 24, 2016

WOW! Best car fail ever! It happened about 5 minuites ago. Okay, I was playing basketball like Mike and I hit the backboard really hard and I heard a crash. I was thinking "I didn't know I could hit it that hard." I looked the other way and saw a car rolling down the hill in our woods. I ran up our driveway and there was a man. His head was litterally spinning! He tried to get out but couldn't get out! So, I ran to my Dad and said "There is a guy who needs a tow." My dad walks up and looks at the car and after looking for about 30 seconds, he said "Do you need a tow?" The man said yes and my Dad got his F-150 out of the driveway and got a rope! I mean, get a heavy-duty chain! He drove up to the man, but he overshot and had to take a circle around the neighborhood. When he returned, he attached the rope to the other car, that when I looked it up online, which said had it had never existed, and started going at speeds at, if he hadn't hooked up the other car, would have ran into the empty lot and caused another wreck. The car got out without any damage and started to go to somewhere, probably to get a drivers liscence. The moral: Never assume you can hit the backboard hard and look at the woods.

April 23, 2016

This baby proves Google is constantly changing! When I looked for "Sleeping Baby" last time, I found this.

 Today, I was looking for it and didn't find it until I scrolled down 4 times! How many people take pictures of their babies and postit on Google!?!?!?!? I can see people putting it on Facebook, but Google? I actually think I am overacting.

April 22, 2016

Here we are, with two of the most powerful beings on the planet! In one corner, we have the feared Octopus , and in the other side of the ring is the deadly... OCTOPIE! The bell rings! The match is starting. Octopie starts the match off with a fearsome side blow in the tentacles. Octopus returns with a giant uppercut! That has got  to hurt! Look, Octopie is in the air but is still conscious! He is hitting Octopus with a hard stomach hit. Octopus is knocked out! Wait, he is getting up! Octopie is getting ready his famous Cherry Slice! Octopus is countering with his Ink Jet Stream! Octopie is picking him up! He just threw Octopus off the ring! He is the winner! Octopus should have never messed with him!

Octopie wins!

April 21, 2016

Octopus

VS.

Octopie

April 20, 2016

I have been watching this YouTube channel called Explodingtnt and it is this funny thing where someone changes things in Minecraft and it is really funny except that when they talk, they have a complete lack of grammer.

  I also think that it must be really cool to edit skins but my mom thinks every skin is a virus, even Steve! If anyone will see this, I really want to see what it would be like If Notch gave Players a jetpack !

I really like it and JOHN CENA! He is so awesome! I am going to go to to mc.mcorigens when I get my computer! See you later, I'm going to The "I give up" Hole!

April 19, 2016

I'm so tired! I read Eragon until 10:00. I wanna stay in bed like this guy.

April 18, 2016

My Google was so fast, I wrote tommorows post today!

April 17, 2016

My brother just got a song stuck in my head. It is called "No". I do NOt like it. Is this funny?

April 16 ,2016

Do you think I do too many gifs?

April 15, 2016

My brother cracks me up. Once, he came in and said "Mom! We learned about a person in music class. His name was Mofart the computer ( Mozart the composer )!

 If David can't say his name, I guess I will have to deal with it.

April 14, 2016

Yay! My dinner is served...

April 13, 2016

There is this kid who just moved into our class. His name is Johnny and he is well, I really can't explain him in one word. He is rude to the teacher, the students, and his friends (who are unknown currently). He will say the wrong thing at the wrong time. When Mrs. Ruppert said ''Please get out your math books, please.'' You will never guess what he said. He said "Boom! I am beast at division!" He is also kind of nice at some times but he always seems to ruin it by doing something mean. I know all this because I volunteered to keep an eye on him and, long story short, I ended up being miserable EVERY STUPID DAY! I am thinking about making a pact that everyone in the class will sign and will say that if he stops, we will stop having fun with him which he calls mean. Well, I figure you should know what he looks like. He has one of those faces that look like every other face. He is not that person on the Mavericks. He is short. To be exact, I think he is 4'2. What do you think I should do? Answer in the comments. I am stuck. Even more stuck than this guy.

April 12, 2016

Try to look at this for 15 seconds and not blink. Just try.

April 11, 2016

Dance, Dudes, Dance!

April 10, 2016

What a somber insight...

April 9, 2016

Okay, I don't really know how to explain it but there are too many things I really want to blog about and it is really hard to narrow it down. This is what was happening in my since 5:00 P.M. ''Yes! Wer'e going to some kind of movie!'' Then my Mom kept giving hopeless notes like ''Here, this hint will help: Yellow Jackets High School.'' Then she gave in and told us that it was The Lion, The Witch, The Wardrobe. Then we finnaly got to the play and there were people who looked older then high school age. One person looked 50 and another looked 7. When the play started, a announcer came out and started talking for fifteen minuites and I was like ''Seriously, woman?!?! I bet if the play started before she started talking, it would already be intermission.'' When they finally started, I was wowed. I was thinking when Lucy went into Narnia ''Whoa, that fog has to be from dry ice! Look at that! High Schools must make more money than I think!'' But everybody either had too much makeup or was too loud. When Aslan came to roar he told Peter to cover his ears but he also meant for the crowd to cover their ears and was meant to refer to the crowd!

 The White Witch was so evil. I know she was supposed to look mean but this was overkill. She looked like she would eat puppies for breakfast and kill baby bunnies. She would literately suck the life out of the room like those Dementors in Harry Potter!

Lastly, when the White Which stoned( Don't know how to say it ) the faun named Mr. Tumnus, the special effects made a blast of steam. It was cool! To finish this post off, when Aslan was killed, he roared and I almost fainted. It was amazing if you want to see it but bring your earplugs!

April 8, 2016

FAIL!

April 7, 2016

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