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Saturday, April 30, 2016
April 29, 2016
25 things about me
- My name is Michael
- I like music
- I like B 101.5
- But I hate "Hello"
- I have four other people in my family
- Only four people live in my house
- My Dad practically lives in his truck
- I want to have Star Wars Battlefront
- My Dad thinks everyone else is basically a virus or hacker
- I play piano
- My Mom wants me to practice my recital pieces for next week BRB
- I love piano
- I love reading
- I read at a college reading level
- War and Peace is really long
- I like yogurt
- I am eating yogurt
- I have never played Twister
- I love babies
- They are really cute
- I watch Netflix
- I watch stuff that makes me fall asleep
- I love blogging
- Really love blogging
- I am officially out of ideas, but my life is everything but boring
Thursday, April 28, 2016
April 28, 2016
Wow! So, we have been studying in Focus about a historical person who had something to do with Virginia and, well, I was so worried. Really worried.
Then, when I finnaly got to the Focus festival, I realized I had nothing to worry about. Not to brag, but our school might have the best Focus teacher in the state. The people in our group probably had the best posters. I'm not kidding. I saw a person with a poster board with a picture of a black hole and only 3 sentances. I was supprised! Another brought a K'Nex roller coaster and called it project. I liked it but I don't consider as a project. I have one that is half-built but is twice as big as it. This is what it looked like.
My friend J.J. had a really good one about Robert E. Lee and Annmarie had a really good one about Maggie Walker. I had one about George C. Marshall-mellow.
It was really good! Mrs. Kesler is the best Focus teacher ever! She does the best stuff. She once got us a model jet engine!
April 27, 2016
My dad is so funny when he is not making corny jokes and/or is trying. Help! This just happened! My Dad said "I am always trying to make a corny joke" And my Mom said "Or a Brocolli joke!" I live with social outcasts!
Tuesday, April 26, 2016
April 26, 2016
It is a nice family in Fuller House until there turns out to be, like, 6 people in a already full house. The director must of thought of a name for days without sleep and food!
Sunday, April 24, 2016
April 24, 2016
WOW! Best car fail ever! It happened about 5 minuites ago. Okay, I was playing basketball like Mike and I hit the backboard really hard and I heard a crash. I was thinking "I didn't know I could hit it that hard." I looked the other way and saw a car rolling down the hill in our woods. I ran up our driveway and there was a man. His head was litterally spinning! He tried to get out but couldn't get out! So, I ran to my Dad and said "There is a guy who needs a tow." My dad walks up and looks at the car and after looking for about 30 seconds, he said "Do you need a tow?" The man said yes and my Dad got his F-150 out of the driveway and got a rope! I mean, get a heavy-duty chain! He drove up to the man, but he overshot and had to take a circle around the neighborhood. When he returned, he attached the rope to the other car, that when I looked it up online, which said had it had never existed, and started going at speeds at, if he hadn't hooked up the other car, would have ran into the empty lot and caused another wreck. The car got out without any damage and started to go to somewhere, probably to get a drivers liscence. The moral: Never assume you can hit the backboard hard and look at the woods.
Saturday, April 23, 2016
April 23, 2016
This baby proves Google is constantly changing! When I looked for "Sleeping Baby" last time, I found this.
Today, I was looking for it and didn't find it until I scrolled down 4 times! How many people take pictures of their babies and postit on Google!?!?!?!? I can see people putting it on Facebook, but Google? I actually think I am overacting.
Friday, April 22, 2016
April 22, 2016
Here we are, with two of the most powerful beings on the planet! In one corner, we have the feared Octopus , and in the other side of the ring is the deadly... OCTOPIE! The bell rings! The match is starting. Octopie starts the match off with a fearsome side blow in the tentacles. Octopus returns with a giant uppercut! That has got to hurt! Look, Octopie is in the air but is still conscious! He is hitting Octopus with a hard stomach hit. Octopus is knocked out! Wait, he is getting up! Octopie is getting ready his famous Cherry Slice! Octopus is countering with his Ink Jet Stream! Octopie is picking him up! He just threw Octopus off the ring! He is the winner! Octopus should have never messed with him!
Octopie wins!
April 20, 2016
I have been watching this YouTube channel called Explodingtnt and it is this funny thing where someone changes things in Minecraft and it is really funny except that when they talk, they have a complete lack of grammer.
I also think that it must be really cool to edit skins but my mom thinks every skin is a virus, even Steve! If anyone will see this, I really want to see what it would be like If Notch gave Players a jetpack !
I really like it and JOHN CENA! He is so awesome! I am going to go to to mc.mcorigens when I get my computer! See you later, I'm going to The "I give up" Hole!
Saturday, April 16, 2016
April 17, 2016
My brother just got a song stuck in my head. It is called "No". I do NOt like it. Is this funny?
Friday, April 15, 2016
April 15, 2016
My brother cracks me up. Once, he came in and said "Mom! We learned about a person in music class. His name was Mofart the computer ( Mozart the composer )!
If David can't say his name, I guess I will have to deal with it.
Wednesday, April 13, 2016
April 13, 2016
There is this kid who just moved into our class. His name is Johnny and he is well, I really can't explain him in one word. He is rude to the teacher, the students, and his friends (who are unknown currently). He will say the wrong thing at the wrong time. When Mrs. Ruppert said ''Please get out your math books, please.'' You will never guess what he said. He said "Boom! I am beast at division!" He is also kind of nice at some times but he always seems to ruin it by doing something mean. I know all this because I volunteered to keep an eye on him and, long story short, I ended up being miserable EVERY STUPID DAY! I am thinking about making a pact that everyone in the class will sign and will say that if he stops, we will stop having fun with him which he calls mean. Well, I figure you should know what he looks like. He has one of those faces that look like every other face. He is not that person on the Mavericks. He is short. To be exact, I think he is 4'2. What do you think I should do? Answer in the comments. I am stuck. Even more stuck than this guy.
Tuesday, April 12, 2016
Monday, April 11, 2016
April 9, 2016
Okay, I don't really know how to explain it but there are too many things I really want to blog about and it is really hard to narrow it down. This is what was happening in my since 5:00 P.M. ''Yes! Wer'e going to some kind of movie!'' Then my Mom kept giving hopeless notes like ''Here, this hint will help: Yellow Jackets High School.'' Then she gave in and told us that it was The Lion, The Witch, The Wardrobe. Then we finnaly got to the play and there were people who looked older then high school age. One person looked 50 and another looked 7. When the play started, a announcer came out and started talking for fifteen minuites and I was like ''Seriously, woman?!?! I bet if the play started before she started talking, it would already be intermission.'' When they finally started, I was wowed. I was thinking when Lucy went into Narnia ''Whoa, that fog has to be from dry ice! Look at that! High Schools must make more money than I think!'' But everybody either had too much makeup or was too loud. When Aslan came to roar he told Peter to cover his ears but he also meant for the crowd to cover their ears and was meant to refer to the crowd!
The White Witch was so evil. I know she was supposed to look mean but this was overkill. She looked like she would eat puppies for breakfast and kill baby bunnies. She would literately suck the life out of the room like those Dementors in Harry Potter!
Lastly, when the White Which stoned( Don't know how to say it ) the faun named Mr. Tumnus, the special effects made a blast of steam. It was cool! To finish this post off, when Aslan was killed, he roared and I almost fainted. It was amazing if you want to see it but bring your earplugs!
Saturday, April 9, 2016
Thursday, April 7, 2016
Tuesday, April 5, 2016
Monday, April 4, 2016
April 4, 2016
I have really been wanting to draw. So, I am going to make a bunch of comic strips about a rich, happy, cool, and athletic kid named Jake. I think I could do it and get a lot of money. I am not obsessed with money, the world makes currency necessary for life. Poor me.
Saturday, April 2, 2016
April 2, 2016
There are so many duplicates for a Calvin and Hobbes comic called Scientific Progress goes Boink. Lookat the original one and the clones:
All the copy-offs seem to do something with Marvel.
I really like this one. It shows Spider-Man cloning himself which is cool since he has morphed into Spider-Hulk, Spider-Ailen, Spider-Horse, and Spider-Spider.
Also, Hulk looks like he went on a diet. He is so tiny and skinny and I never knew Tony Stark was, like, 3 feet tall.
I really like this one. It shows Spider-Man cloning himself which is cool since he has morphed into Spider-Hulk, Spider-Ailen, Spider-Horse, and Spider-Spider.
Friday, April 1, 2016
April 1, 2016
I pranked my mom so bad! First, I got a Popsicle stick and put in a banana so then I could split from the outside without anybody noticing. Then, my sister and I started fake arguing about that she should eat the banana so if they were suspicious, it be a decoy. Then, I asked Mom to eat it so I could prove Kate that it was perfectly fine. Finally, when she opened it, she jumped so high! It was hilarious!
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