March 31, 2016

Picture. You give me Deja Vu. You make me dizzy.

March 30, 2016

Help me! Look at that creepy THING! It is soooooooooooooooooo00000000000000OOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo000000000 scary!!!

It looks like some random mad scientist mutated a bunch of gazelles and giraffes to scare society. If the people who put this on! It is worse than the Jibblies painting which is pretty much really hard to do! Why is he holding that torch! Why doesn't he hire an electrician to get some light or at least a window! Sell that torch so he can afford it! Arggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Noooooo! It got me! Don't look at the really hypnotizing picture or he'll come for you...

March 29, 2016

I have been reading a lot of comics on the Internet and they, as Strong Bad says '' Comics are fine, but if you add the obscure word called Web, it becomes the weirdest thing with the words comic.'' A I said, weird.

March 28, 2016

Does anybody even read this anymore? I feel so rejected.

March 27, 2016

I love Easter. I love Easter dinner, I love hunting, I love the family tradition of Kate spilling something on her dress and blaming me, I love candy, I love Peeps, I love sugar rushes, I love Resurrection Rolls, I love Easter!

March 26, 2016

I just noticed that there was some hacker on my blog and somehow deleted the post I did on March 7 and now I can't get it back. If anybody notices more deleted daily posts, tell me in the comments. It'll be easy because I say the date on each post.

March 25, 2016

Best dog in the world!!!

March 24, 2016

I would pay a million dollars for someone to give me a trillion dollars, he'll give the money first.

March 23, 2016

I got a milestone accomplished! I now feel like I could change world history, write a novel, and cure AIDS and Ebola. All that can happen when you can open the front door without falling...

March 22, 2016

Look, my voice (or words if you'r picky) may sound weird but it's because I lost my voice. Don't use the text to speech thingy. Oh, and somebody cut off the side of my laptop. 

March 21, 2016

Adults have a lack of imagination. The mayor of Edenvale has a pug named Pugsly. People name a 3, 000, 000 dollar boat Boaty McBoatface. I mean, seriously. Do you want to raise the next generation like that? Just please don't. 

March 20, 2016

We have a kid on our bus who is really convinced that I am mean to my sister because I was only playing with my brother and I offered her a place and I am super annoyed by that because according to everyone, he is the kid who most likely to be a gangster. Seriously, Dakota, Brock, and I all agreed. It is really true. His brother, Johnny, said he threw his head into hard metal stuff until he broke his skull. He also said that he also kneed him and really injured him. It sounds wrong. Do you seriously think he should be judging me?

March 19, 2016

I am still sick. Ugh. I will spare you the details.

If you want the details, I am tired, sick, and blogging. 

March 18, 2016

Oog. I am sick. Gross. At least I can watch Mission Impossible and drink apple cider while playiny on my Kindle. Cannot blog now, my toast is coming up again.

March 17, 2016

If I could use 2 words and some punctuation to define my life, it would be: ''uh ,horrible''. First, my sister made me look bad in front about, I'd say, 50 people because I wanted to play with only David. Then she told EVERYONE she knew. After that, a really, really mean kid who's name is T-J (I like to call him T-JFK. Like, you know, the President) tried to beat me up and when I outran him, he ran away and started whining that I punched him! My life stinks. It just stinks. T-J is kind of like Sherlock Holmes as in the photo:

March 16, 2016

I have a song stuck in my head but the song might contagions and that is why I am going to stop writing...

March 15, 2016

I saw a BEE! I also saw a bunch of lines going through this text. What is happening?

March 14, 2016

cliffhanger. Sorry, I must have had something in my throat. Well, if you want the resolution to that cliffhanger that bad then here is some video about a guy with a problem with cliffs.

March 13,2016

This is video 1 out of 3 so expect more cliffha...



Tune in tomorrow at 7:00 P.M. for the next post to learn what happened to the word cliffhanger...

March 12, 2016

I think that cliffhangers are...


fun. Very fun. Watch this video so I can prove my point...








Tune in tomorrow at 7:00 P.M. for the next post... 

March 11, 2016

I, uh, just, uh, wrote too many commas, I think it is DANGEROUS! I feel like Bugs Bunnys favorite red carrot.

March 10,2016

Beware.

The Ghost is near.

March 9,2016

Run as fast as you can!!!

Wait, NEVER MIND!!! Slow down!

March 8, 2016

I have this game called Pixel Gun and it is really cool. It is a game that is, well, pixally. I really like it and I a am BOSS! It is online and in my entire assassin career, I have probably killed over 100,000 players but that is because most people are noobs. If you think about it, you cannot really be a novice. You just suddenly go from Zero to Hero. Sometimes you can just be unstoppable. Unstoppable. But, there are people that have played for thousands of hours and spent hundreds of dollars on guns and equipment. I call them Hacker Crackers. I have so many Skins. Skins are what your person looks like. Otherwise he looks like a blank white pixel body. I like to call myself an underpaid paid commando.

March 6, 2016

I like food!!!

March 5,2016

The other team on my basketball game was so mean to us because we won the last game 36-22. They were just being kind of mean. We beat them fair and square and the referee only called their fouls on them a few times! They offended us. I just thought they were sad that lost the final game, now that I think about it.

March 4, 2016

Mmmmmmmm! TASTY!!!

Suddenly I  feel jittery about my mini banana that I am eating!

March 3, 2016

Three things I learned at my field trip to downtown:

1. Leeches are gross and doctor used to suck your blood

2. The Rising Sun Tavern has a lot of rooms and the owners separate fancy men, women, and common men

3. My teacher is angry at everybody for getting dessert and shakes AND even though the whole class did it, she is super angry at me for putting too much salt on my fries

March 2, 2016

SO CUTE!!! Just look at it!